Jensen's Dead Man's Switch

Jensen Huang resigned from Nvidia yesterday, and the market reacted the way you’d expect when the most important CEO in the world gets caught running parallel processes at home: NVDA opened in freefall, the board had an emergency meeting, and Nvidia’s CFO - Colette Kress - has been appointed interim CEO.

The affair(s). Plural, possibly. His main side chick is a Chinese businesswoman named Alice Huang (no relation, I hope), who they are calling a “Chinese spy”. There’s also a second alleged affair with an Nvidia executive - Kimberly Powell - and this one apparently worries the board more than the Chinese spy thing (wonder why?).